Get busted with a $7,000 Raptor 4X Night Vision Weapons Sight and two other NVGs worth $4,000 hidden in your suitcase, and then claim that they were for your husband and his friends in Russia, who are apparently into late-night boar hunting.
Then, while your awaiting trial, spin your newfound celebrity into a local news gig, hosting 2 -minutes gossip segments several times a week.
Seems perfectly logical, doesn’t it?
The Latvian lovely busted for attempting to smuggle high-tech rifle scopes into Russia has found a perfectly legal gig – celebrity news reporter.
“Her Take” with Anna Fermanova debuted on Dallas-Fort Worth’s CW33 newscast Thursday night with a segment on Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore.
“I’m Anna Fermanova, some call me the sexy Russian, and that’s my take,” the Latvian-born U.S. citizen said to close the 2-minute report.
Fermanova is very attractive, but would she really warrant a media gig if it wasn’t for her criminal celebrity? And didn’t we used to hang spies, instead?